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Old 06-01-2011, 11:31 AM
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The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some idiot in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:32 AM
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2 old men were walking down the street when they see a dog licking his own balls. One old man looks at the other and says "Damn, I wish that I could do that!". The other old man looks back and says "That dog would bite you!".
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:40 AM
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I can't see an end.
I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore.

Definitely time for a new keyboard.
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Old 06-01-2011, 11:46 AM
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I left my car in a car park the other day, when I came back to it the bumper and rear lights were all smashed up. Then I found this note under the wiper. It said:

I just accidentally reversed into your car.
Quite a few people saw me do it.
They think I'm leaving my name and details.
Well, I'm not.
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also can we legit try the Buildadungeon, it may work
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